rhymeswithcupid:

OMG THIS GIRL I KNOW IS HILARIOUS IM DYING RN

rhymeswithcupid:

OMG THIS GIRL I KNOW IS HILARIOUS IM DYING RN

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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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shalrath:

this entire “christianity” thing is bullshit. treat thy neighbor as thyself. huh. the last time i tried giving my neighbor a handjob he called the police

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momentarygreatness:

Boyz N The Hood

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familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

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oomshi:

314eater:

hitlersbreastmilk:

boys?

girls?

*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??

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sextbook:

cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool

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fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

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inkandscales:

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

SCREAMS OH MY GOD THIS THING AGAIN

inkandscales:

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

SCREAMS OH MY GOD THIS THING AGAIN

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